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GHOSTING
FORECAST
Your 7-day ghost warning outlook.

Conditions are changing. The barometric pressure of this situationship is dropping.
8 questions. One official warning level.

Mon
☀️
Warm
Tue
🌤️
Mild
Wed
☁️
Dry
Thu
🌧️
"lol"
Fri
🌩️
Seen
Sat
👻
Gone
☀️ Clear Skies 🌤️ Partly Cloudy 🌩️ Ghost Warning 👻 Category 5
Your name (shows on the ghost advisory you send)

8 questions. Instant outlook. Meteorologically dubious. Emotionally accurate.

NGWC Meteorological Division  •  Ghost Activity Monitor
COURSE ID: GF-BOO  |  REQUIRED COMPLETION
GHOSTING
FORECAST
Official Ghost Risk Assessment Module
🌩️
Advisory issued by
Your Friend
Duration
~2 minutes
Data Points
8 Questions
Forecast
Instant Outlook
Status
Advisory Active
Assessment Objectives
Assess current ghost probability
Identify pre-ghost behavioral indicators
Understand your 7-day ghost risk forecast
Receive your official weather warning level
Notice: A ghost advisory has been issued for your current situation. This assessment will help you understand your risk level. Complete it immediately.
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Your Forecast

Atmospheric Stability Index
Official Weather Statement
Your name for the advisory